Entries from March 2007

March 31, 2007

POST OFFICE DOESN’T DELIVER

This has to be a government operation.
The Post Office won’t deliver mail to a Mequon house because it wants the mailbox put on the other side of the street.
In October - five months after John and Sue Conway built their home, and two months after they put up their mailbox - the local post office [...]

March 31, 2007

COULD DIARY PROVIDE CLUE TO EARHART MYSTERY?

A diary bought on eBay turned out to be notes taken by an al-Associated Press reporter and may provide clues to just what exactly happened to Amelia Earhart in 1937.
The official theory says the plane carrying Earhart and navigator Fred Noonan ran out of gas and went down in the Pacific Ocean, but  The International [...]

March 31, 2007

MYOPIC MORONS LOOSE IN K-TOWN

Well, isn’t this special.
A bunch of anti-Wal-Mart types are crafting an ordinance which would effectively ban the construction of any “big box” retailer in Kenosha County east of I-94.
Its aim is to kill a proposed Wal-Mart Supercenter in the vicinity of Hwy. 31 and Hwy. 142. Since the property in question is located in the [...]

March 31, 2007

TAKE THAT, TELEMARKETER!

H/T to Fred at RDW.
Wanna nail a telemarketer really good?
Give them this routine. This is hilarious! I bet this guy quit his job as soon as he got off the phone!

March 30, 2007

NECESSARY EQUIPMENT

We have determined that the following equipment is necessary to safely watch The View:

Other popular models include this one, modeled by the Chris Elliott lookalike:

Just contact Wackos And Moonbats R Us.

March 30, 2007

ROSIE THE IDIOT STRIKES AGAIN

Rosie O’Donnell is saying the capture of 15 British sailors by the Iranian Islamofascists is a deliberate act carried out by Great Britain and the U.S. to justify war with Iran.
In a word, she’s wacko.
Here’s Rosie taking her Truther moonbat garbage right onto The View:

Allahpundit weighs in:
I’m not exaggerating when I say that this is [...]

March 30, 2007

LECTURES ON GLOBAL WARMING, OWNS 5 JETS

Hypocrisy, thy name is John Travolta.
The actor was in England lecturing the British on global warming.
Turns out Travolta ones five — five !!! — private jets and has flown 30,000 miles in the past year, producing 800 tons of carbon emissions, more than 10 times the average British citizen.
No word if Algore offered to sell [...]

March 30, 2007

DRUNK DRIVER SENTENCED

A drunk driver gets 10 years in prison for killing a 17-year-old Brookfield girl.
A 21-year-old Greenfield man was sent to prison for 10 years this morning for a drunken, wrong-way freeway accident that killed a Brookfield Central High School senior in September.
Adam Smith, who had no prior criminal convictions, stared straight ahead as if stunned [...]

March 30, 2007

TUSKEGEE AIRMEN HONORED

H/T to Elliot at From Where I Sit.
The Tuskegee Airmen, who helped defeat Nazi Germany in World War II and racial prejudice at home, received the Congressional Medal of Honor at the White House.
WASHINGTON — President Bush saluted the Tuskegee airmen on Thursday, six decades after they completed their World War II mission and [...]

March 30, 2007

WINNER TAKE ALL

Courtesy of Let Freedom Ring via Captain’s Quarters:
An honest Democrat legislator in Minnesota admits that elections do indeed have consequences and what those consequences are. According to state Rep. Cy Thao:
When you guys win, you get to keep your money. When we win, we take your money.
Seems to be the Democrats’ mantra in Minnesota, Wisconsin [...]