Entries from December 2007

December 31, 2007

BREATHTAKINGLY BAD

We can now officially call them the Yucks.
Detroit made what passes for an NBA franchise in Milwaukee look just silly with a 114-69 win Monday afternoon at The Palace of Auburn Hills. For those of you who graduated from Racine Unified, that’s a 45-point loss. You’d be hard-pressed to convince me North Carolina, ranked No. [...]

December 31, 2007

MARINE’S CAR KEYED BY ANTI-MILITARY LAWYER

This guy is the poster child for lawyer jokes:
Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.
Q: What do [...]

December 31, 2007

THE ICE BOWL PLUS 40

40 years ago today, Bart Starr’s quarterback sneak gave the Green Bay Packers a 21-17 victory over the Dallas Cowboys on the Frozen Tundra of Lambeau Field in the famous Ice Bowl, the NFC Championship Game. Game time temperatures were -13 degrees. Don’t know what the wind chill was, but it were -40 degrees, it [...]

December 31, 2007

WORLD GEOGRAPHY IQ

Test your World Geography IQ with this addicting game. The object is to click as close to the actual location in the shortest possible time. Speed and accuracy are both important.

December 31, 2007

TEACHER INVESTIGATED FOR PAT ON HEAD

Folks, once again, we can’t make this stuff up.
A teacher in northern Wisconsin was the subject of a criminal investigation and eventually reassigned for a reassuring pat on the head to a student after the student’s mother went berserk and called authorities and child protective services about what the mother labeled the assault and battery [...]

December 31, 2007

AFFADAVIT LINKS MC GEE, GANGS

Looks like the FBI affidavit reveals the links between Junior McGee and at least one violent street gang as well as The Alderthug muscling out a neighborhood group and replacing it with his own Rapid Response Team and serving as a bag man, even paying a bribe to a bank official not to report a [...]

December 30, 2007

GOOD NEWS OUT OF IRAQ

At least 75 percent of the Al Qaeda network in Iraq is out of commission. That means captured or taking the Eternal Desert Sand Nap.
The Iraqi interior ministry lauded its achievements over the past year on Saturday, saying that 75 percent of Al-Qaeda’s networks in the country had been destroyed in 12 months.
Ministry spokesman Abdul [...]

December 29, 2007

MOM OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE

The trash really doesn’t fall far from the trailer.
As we blogged about here, Britney Spears’ 16 year old sister, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant with the child of a man who is legally an adult. That’s called statutory rape in many places. They’ve been together since before he legally became an adult, according to some sources [...]

December 29, 2007

FALSE ESSAY EARNS CONCERT TICKETS

This is wrong on so many levels.
An essay submitted on behalf of a six year old girl in a contest for tickets to a Hannah Montana concert contained a blatant lie told by the girl’s mother, namely that the girl’s father had been killed fighting in Iraq.

GARLAND, Texas (al-AP) — An essay that won a [...]

December 29, 2007

GRADING THE CANDIDATES ON PAKISTAN

At The American Thinker, Rick Moran hands out grades to the presidential candidates based on their reactions to the events in Pakistan surrounding the assassination of former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto.
A’s went to John McCain, Fred Thompson, Joe Biden and Hillary. B’s to Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney and Bill Richardson. C’s went to Barack Obama, [...]